The Social Network – wildly overrated
NFL – work it out
Gadhafi – give it up
Charlie Sheen – keep it up
William and Kate – don’t care
Ciudad Juarez – enough with the murder
John Wall – Enough with the dancing. You look like an idiot.
Academy Awards – ehhh
Ronnie and Sammie – give it a rest
Miami Heat – I relish your struggles
American Idol – you have my attention
Brandon Davies – keep knockin’ boots
Subway – a pepperoni, meatball sub. Really?
Steve Carell – please don’t leave
Hangover 2 – you better be good
America – stop the dependency on oil
Tosh.O – pound for pound the funniest show on television
