100 Greatest TV Characters

Am I a television expert? I don’t know. What makes an expert?

I can say that I’ve watched more TV than most people. 25 years ago there wasn’t a lot of viewing options. It was easier to keep tabs on shows. Today it is near impossible.

My love for list making is only superseded by my love for my family, gyros and perogies. Hence, I have compiled a list of my TOP 100 television characters of all time. The key word here is “my.”

This list is to be savored. Savored like the first 14 seconds of chewing a piece of Bazooka bubble gum.

Agree or disagree, I hope you enjoy.


100. Chris Peterson (Chris Elliott) – Get a Life! 1990-1992

I have to go on my scattered memories from 19 years ago on this one. He was a 30 year old paper boy and the topics were absolutely zany. I remember watching this show and getting a huge kick out of Chris Elliott. His real life father played his dad on the show. I’d love to watch a few episodes again to see if it was as funny as I remember. Since there were only 35 total episodes you won’t catch this in syndication anywhere.

99. Henry Rush (Ted Knight) – Too Close for Comfort 1980-1987

Of course Ted Knight’s character of Ted Baxter is more memorable. The thing is, I’ve never seen too many episodes of Mary Tyler Moore. I thought I remembered this show as having a nice four year run. Wrong. It lasted 129 episodes. I’m not sure if anyone plays “disgruntled” better than Ted Knight. I can just see his eyes getting as big as saucers because of some misunderstanding with Monroe (Jim J. Bullock). Ted Knight passed away in 1986.

98. Buddy Lembeck (Willie Aames) – Charles in Charge 1984-1990

I have a few guilty pleasure picks on this list. Count dimwitted Buddy Lembeck as one. It’s been a while since I’ve seen an episode so I may be disappointed to see how “lame-brain” this character actually is, but I always thought it was funny when Buddy would come bursting into a room, look right at Charles and say, “Charles, it’s me. . . Buddy.”

97. Eddie Finnerty (Kevin Corrigan) – Grounded for Life 2001-2005

Did you ever see this show? It was on FOX, so that means you didn’t. But, it was funny. Eddie was the brother of the main character Sean (Donal Logue). They were always getting into some sort of hijinx and Eddie was the one who had the most abstract, often dark or violent solution to the problem. You’ll also see Kevin Corrigan in Superbad (period girl’s boyfriend). He’s the type of actor that has an intangible quality that makes his style all his own.

96. Sandra Clark (Jackee Harry) – 227 1985-1989

The prissy and voluptuous neighbor on 227. Her calling card was the way she would say, “M-a-a-a-a-ry.” If you’ve seen the show you know exactly what I’m talking about.

95. Kirk Morris (Jere Burns) – Dear John 1988-1992

If you weren’t a TV junkie like me, you may have never watched this show. Heck, you may have never heard of it. Judd Hirsch (of Taxi fame) was the star. Judd Hirsch’s character (John) was left by his wife. So he joins a support group for divorced and widowed people. Kirk was the womanizer of the group. His trademark was how he said his own name. I can’t duplicate it with typing. I don’t even think I could duplicate it orally (That’s what she said . . . . just wait. The Office characters are coming. Um, that’s what she said.). Jere Burns, I remember “Kiiirk” after 20 years, and I think I’ve often tried imitating you a few times. For that sir, you make my list.

94. Dale Gribble (Johnny Hardwick) – King of the Hill 1997-2010

I have fallen in and out of love with King of the Hill over the years. It’s one of those shows where I can always find something better to watch. I believe there was a time when I didn’t have cable and FOX was airing it in reruns. This is when I saw most of my episodes. Dale Gribble was the character to watch. He lived in a world of complete paranoia. The government was always watching. The world was out to get him. Combine his paranoia with the fact that he was a bug exterminator and you have a winning combination.

93. John Black (Drake Hogestyn) – Days of our Lives 1965-present

Here is the curveball of the countdown. There were two stretches in my life where I watched the Days of Our Lives (both in the 90’s). John Black was the end all, be all for melodrama. His dramatics were so over the top that it was a sheer delight to watch. You remember Joey from Friends talking about “smell the fart” acting. This was Drake Hogestyn. I loved it when his love interest (Deidre Hall) was possessed by the devil. . . .or when he was in the gas chamber being executed but was saved just in time. . . . or when, never mind. You get the point. John Black will always live in my personal lore.

92. B.A. Baracus (Mr. T) – A-team 1983-1987

The 8 year old me thought he was the baddest man on Earth. When you watched the A-team you always waited for the scenes when they needed the muscle. You knew an ass-whoopin’ Mr. T. was right around the corner. I loved the quirk in the character that he was afraid to fly. Never mind that B.A. started showing signs of dementia when he was 40 years old; it was funny when they had to knock him out to get him onto a plane or helicopter.

91. Wayne Arnold (Jason Hervey) – The Wonder Years 1988-1993

He played the perfect big brother to Kevin Arnold. Caring, nurturing, involved . . . . . yeah right! His constant meddling and picking on Kevin was great, and if you waited long enough you would get his classic, “Butthead!” nickname that he peppered Kevin with.

90. Cliff Barnes (Ken Kercheval) – Dallas 1978-1991

I’ve seen many episodes of Dallas. My mom loved the show so we watched it. I know, Larry Hageman playing J.R. Ewing is classic. I liked him, but I liked Cliff Barnes even more. Cliff was always at odds with J.R. He was crass and tasteless. He was perfect, just perfect for this show.

89. Larry (William Sanderson) – Newhart 1982-1990

“I’m Larry. This is my brother Darryl. This is my other brother Darryl.” Enough said.

88. Paul Lassiter (Richard Kind) – Spin City 1996-2002

Clueless, neurotic, annoying and loveable. Richard Kind seems to play this character perfectly. He plays a somewhat similar version in Curb Your Enthusiasm. Sitcoms need this type of character. He was definitely worth watching in Spin City.

87. Oswald Harvey (Diedtrich Bader) – The Drew Carey Show 1995-2004

Great, slightly dim-witted character. Drew Carey was never a “must watch” for me, but I’ve seen enough episodes. Diedtrich Bader is a memorable, supporting comedic actor.

86. John Allen Hill (Keene Curtis) – Cheers 1982-1993

John Allen Hill was in 15 episodes late in the Cheers’ run. He was the proprietor of the restaurant upstairs from Cheers. He played the enemy to Sam Malone and in some episodes literally drove him crazy. Even funnier was that he was having an affair with Carla. He was unwavering and direct and made Sam’s skin crawl when he walked down the stairs and announced his arrival with a, “Ohh, S-a-a-a-m.”

85. Arthur Carlson (Gordon Jump) – WKRP in Cincinnati 1978-1982

The “big guy” was in charge at WKRP. Well, not really. Mother Carlson was truly in charge, but Arthur Carlson was in charge of the day to day operations. He was loveable and clueless all at once. Gordon Jump played it tremendously. Remember the episode when Johnny Fever confiscated cocaine from the new DJ and Mr. Carlson confronted Fever about it. Carlson was told that it was foot powder. Without missing a beat he proceeded to put some on his foot . . . . . and the comedy ensued.

84. Andy (Larry Joe Campbell) – According to Jim 2001-2009

I have only seen this show in re-runs. Jim Beluschi is funny. I’ve always like him. I love the character of Andy. He’s usually at the butt end of the joke. His timing and presence are right on the money. Larry Joe Campbell just proves that if you are portly and have an ounce of comedic timing and shtick there will always be a job for you in T.V. and movies. Check out the best man speech at Claire’s sister’s wedding in Wedding Crashers. Good, good stuff.

83. Janice Litman (Maggie Wheeler) – Friends 1994-2004

“Ohhh. . . . my. . . . . God!” Do you think Maggie Wheeler knew she locked down one of the best catch phrases of the 90’s the first time she uttered these three words? Fact – Janice episodes are THAT much better when watching Friends. She was in 19 of them.

82. Henry Desmond – (Peter Scolari)- Bosom Buddies 1980-1982

Hilarious, short lived show that was comedy gold. Peter Scolari and Tom Hanks needed a place to live. The only place available was an apartment complex for women. So of course the only solution was to dress in drag and move it. No, this premise never got old. This show was funny and I only wish there were more episodes of it.

81. Roy Biggins (David Schramm) – Wings 1990-1997

Roy worked at the competing airline on Nantucket Island on Wings. He was known to double cross the Hackett’s while keeping some civility in the relationship. He was big, kind of greasy, kind of sleazy and always funny. AND, he possess one of my favorite television names ever. . . “Roy Biggins.” It’s as if Al Bundy named him himself.

80. Lewis Kiniski (Ryan Stiles) – The Drew Carey Show 1995-2004

Lewis was the partner in crime with Oswald on the Drew Carey Show. The difference between the two was Ryan Stiles. You name it, Stiles can do it (as he has proven on Whose Line is it Anyway?) His expressions, his timing – funny. He is one of the few people that is always funny. Being a master at impromptu comedy only enhances his standing.

79. Balki Bartokomous (Bronson Pinchot) – Perfect Strangers 1986-1993

I know you remember this show. Quick, how many episodes aired? 50? Maybe 75? Nope. 150 episodes! This show was mindlessly funny and obviously they were able to keep it fresh for quite some time. Balki was the foreign cousin to Larry Appleton. Every jam they got themselves into saw Larry being over-panicked and frenzied. Balki was quite the opposite. “Don’t be ridiculous.” That ranks high up there on catch phrases over the last 30 years. Bronson Pinchot was so good that you actually believed he was foreign and that was his true accent. Oh, this might be one of my favorite theme songs of any show. It was perfect for the time.

78. Barney Gumble (Dan Castellanetta) – Simpsons 1989-present

The drunken Simpson’s mainstay. Barney has earned the right to make this list by slamming Duff’s and belching for 22 years.

77. Herb Tarlek (Frank Bonner) – WKRP in Cincinnati 1978-1982

This show had the chops to make a long run of it. When it was all said and done they totaled only 90 episodes. If Perfect Strangers could knock out 150 you’d think WKRP would have some staying power as well. WKRP had some good characters, but Herb was my favorite. He sucked up to the “big guy,” Mr. Carlson. He was always after the receptionist, Jennifer (Lonnie Anderson), even though he was married. And he wore the BEST, I’m talking about the most fantastically horrible suits a man could wear for that time. Frank Bonner played him well. This too has one of my favorite theme songs in TV history. Have you ever tried to figure out the lyrics during the closing credits? Don’t bother. It’s gibberish.

76. Taco (Jonathan Lajoie) – The League 2009-present

Who? I know. Not many people watch this show. Taco is the most aloof of the group of guys in his fantasy football league. His zany antics, off beat sense of reality and great timing make him an original (and hilarious) character. If he tells you he’s a notary, don’t believe him.

75. Jim Ignatowski (Christopher Lloyd) – Taxi 1978-1983

My favorite space cadet. Iggy was the brain-fried cabbie that you couldn’t help but love. He was always quick to help out Louie when he was summoned. He was the only one that didn’t see the creep DePalma was. I loved that relationship. Jim Ignatowski was part of one of the great (I mean great) back and forth’s in TV history. To Bobby Wheeler, “What does a yellow light mean?” Reply, “Slow down.” Hopefully this clip is on YouTube. Find it and watch it. Jeff Conaway’s reaction is great as Christopher Lloyd replies, “Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat doooooooooeeeees aaaaaaaa yeeeeeeeeellloooooowwww liiiiiiiighttttt meeeeeeeaaaaaan?”
“Slow down.”
“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat. . . . . . . .”

74. Ralph Furley (Don Knotts) – Three’s Company 1977-1984

Don Knotts gets a seat at the table. The outfits, my God the outfits. Knotts is a comedic gem from the old school. He knows funny. And of course, the face. The face Ralph Furley would make if something struck his chagrin. It looked like he just stuck his finger into a light socket. Priceless.

73. Latka Gravas (Andy Kaufman) – Taxi 1978-1983

If you didn’t know, you thought Andy Kaufman was from some European country. The accent was unique and real. When he broke off and started speaking in his completely made up and phony dialect it was classic. The garage mechanic stole every seen that he was in. He was the Cosmo Kramer of his day.

72. Luther Van Dam (Jerry Van Dyke) – Coach 1989-1997

There is something to be said for the loveable, dim characters that bring so much humor to television shows. Luther was right on the money. He was the assistant football coach to Hayden Fox and was responsible for many of the jams and misunderstandings the show experienced. Team him up with the even more dimmer and slightly less loveable, Dauber and comedy was afoot. He was probably responsible for 50% of the out loud laughs the show had.

71. Lennie Briscoe (Jerry Orbach) – Law & Order 1990-2010

Classic character. He had the snappy one-liners at the end of the first scene at the beginning to every show. You waited for it and he delivered. I love the characters that can maintain the drama 100% of the time but also insert wit and humor to give the character and the show that much more of an appeal. Although he looked older and weathered I never got the feeling that Jerry Orbach was just going through the motions. Even after 274 episodes he stayed sharp and kept Law & Order ahead of the pack.

70. Philip J. Fry (Billy West) – Futurama 1999-present

Futurama is great because the common rules don’t apply. The cartoon takes place 1,000 years in the future. That gives the writers and creators artistic license to do almost anything they want to. Often times they’ll make Fry a very sympathetic character. Most other times he is getting into trouble with his buddy Bender. His character isn’t that intelligent, but again, dim-witted, nose pickers seem to be funny.

69. Desmond Hume (Henry Ian Cusick) – Lost 2004-2010

“I don’t know, brutha,” “I’ll tell you what, brutha.” Desmond, you had me at “brutha.” Desmond served as the X factor to the Lost series. He wasn’t one of the crash survivors. He went from being the man in the hatch to being the most pivotal character on the show within a few seasons. The episodes where he is leaping in and out of consciousness (and time) are riveting. I also enjoyed his mission to “enlighten” everyone in the pre-heaven world in the last season.

68. Ruxin (Nick Kroll) – The League 2009-present

Clever, smartass, quick with the tongue characters always have a place in my heart. Ruxin is all of this. Ruxin provides the sharpest wit in a show filled of characters with sharp wit. Women should not be turned off by the content matter of this show. Although their fantasy football season is the plot device that binds them together the show is much more than that. My wife has watched some episodes and she likes it. I like the fact that they gave the somewhat-nerdy Ruxin a smoking hot wife. He is fully aware of it, and doesn’t quite understand it himself. Funny, funny show.

67. Frank Barone (Peter Boyle) – Everybody Loves Raymond 1996-2005

“Holy crap!” Usually shows will show a tender, softer side to a character like this as the show develops. Not Frank Barone. With the exception of maybe one episode he has remained crass, direct and crusty throughout the run of the show. Peter Boyle passed away a few years ago, but this character definitely lives on.

66. Ellie Torres (Christa Miller) – Cougar Town 2009-present

Christa Miller is so sharp and quick with this character that I need to watch the show in subtitles. I miss so much when I don’t. Cougar Town has a unique style of humor all its own. Ellie Torres is the sharpest and most direct of the characters. She has her husband, Andy, hanging by a string; she is the through thick and thin best friend of Jules; and is always in a constant verbal assault with Laurie. Her dialogue is clever and she delivers every episode. You’ll also recognize her from The Drew Carey Show.

65. Brian Hackett (Steven Weber) – Wings 1990-1997

Brian was the funnier and more wild of the two Hackett brothers. Wings was a great (underappreciated) show. Steven Weber was at the center of it all.

64. Hal (Bryan Cranston) – Malcolm in the Middle 2000-2006

When I think of Hal I picture him panicked and frenzied, racing a million miles an hour to put out the latest fire. Hal always had to maintain the balance between the kids and his wife, Lois. He is at his best when trying to maintain the order to what is an otherwise outrageous situation.

63. Lenny & Squiggy (Michael McKean & David L. Lander) – Laverne & Shirley 1976-1983

“Hellooooo.” Their comedy antics made the show that much more successful. Comedy at this point in time was really harmless. These two goofballs were perfect for the era.

62. Bobby Simone (Jimmy Smits) – NYPD Blue 1993-2005

(To be sung in Jay & The Americans, “She Cried.”) “And when I saw thaaaaaaat Bobby Simooooooooooooooone diiiiiiiied. I-I-I-I-I criiiiiied.” I did. I remember specifically sitting in my living room in Cleveland when he died. He provided a counter balance to Dennis Franz’s impatient Andy Sipowicz. He wasn’t Sipowicz’s first partner and he wasn’t the last, but he was the most memorable. He appeared in 91 total episodes.

61. Marie Barone (Doris Roberts) – Everybody Loves Raymond 1996-2005

In many ways Marie Barone reminds me of my mom. Everything was 100% family and nothing would ever come before her two boys. The similarities stop there. Marie was so wonderfully intrusive and was never to be questioned. Marie was to be feared. She spoke her mind and always believed she was in the right. Her over-affection for Raymond and her often perceived disregard for Robert was one of the comedic anchors of the show.

60. Buffy Wilson (Tom Hanks) – Bosom Buddies 1980-1982

Before Tom Hanks was anything he was dressing in drag as Buffy Wilson in the short lived but hilarious Bosom Buddies. Watch this show if you ever have the opportunity. By day they were working at an ad agency; by night they were dressing in drag to preserve their residence. Brilliant.

59. David Addison Jr. (Bruce Willis) – Moonlighting 1985-1989

I have the hunch that Bruce Willis didn’t have to do much acting to portray David Addison. He worked opposite Maddie Hayes (Cybill Shepherd) as private investigators. The show fed off of Willis’ and Shepherd’s back and forth banter along with their sexual chemistry/tension. This was my introduction to Bruce Willis. Every character that Vince Vaughn has ever played originated with David Addison. Moonlighting only aired 54 episodes.

58. Jackie Harris (Laurie Metcalf) – Roseanne 1988-1997

She played Roseanne’s sister. She was likeable and very easy to relate to. When the show called for some serious topics Laurie Metcalf nailed it (like when her boyfriend had slapped her around a little). When the show called for comedy (which it quite often did), she was perfect. Sometimes she’d be over the top but she always remained believable and loveable. The show would not have been nearly as successful without her.

57. Jesse Pinkman (Aaron Paul) – Breaking Bad 2008-present

When you watch Breaking Bad you will remain glued to the television set. Aaron Paul is one half of the reason why. You wonder how they will ever get out of some of the situations they find themselves in (this is what happens when you make and deal meth). Just remember not to disintegrate a human body with acid in a bathtub. After it (the tub) comes crashing through the floor the clean up is very messy.

56. Carla Tortelli (Rhea Perlman) – Cheers 1982-1993

She was crass and blunt. She had more kids than you can count and boy oh, boy does Cliff Clavin get on her nerves. She delivered put down after put down and would sooner pull your hair out (or cut half of it off – Drusilla Dimeglio) than apologize to you.

55. Louie De Palma (Danny DeVito) – Taxi 1978-1983

A creep. They kept the taxi dispatcher in a cage about five feet higher than everyone else (a brilliant move). Louie was a sleaze. He was usually only into something if it benefitted him personally. His relationships with Jim Ignatowski and Latka Gravis were strong points of the show.

54. Uncle Leo (Len Lesser) – Seinfeld 1990-1998

“Jerry. . .Hello.” Len Lesser was only in 15 episodes but became a staple as Uncle Leo. I also enjoyed Len Lesser when he was in Everybody Loves Raymond.

53. Jackie Chiles (Phil Morris) – Seinfeld 1990-1998

“Jackie Chiles, that’s who.” Phil Morris only reprised his role as Jackie Chiles in 6 episodes. He is very memorable as the slick talking lawyer that Kramer always went to. “That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!”

52. Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) – King of Queens 1998-2007

Doug Heffernan is the one character on this countdown that most closely resembles me. It is so easy to identify with him. Kevin James has the comedic background to carry this show and make it a lot funnier than what it probably should be.

51. Dr. Frasier Crane (Kelsey Grammer) – Cheers 1982-1993

How can we make this guy funny? Let’s make him Diane’s pompous significant other. Okay. Let’s have Diane leave him at the altar. Funny. Let’s have him fall in love with and marry Lilith Sternin only to have that relationship go up in flames. Keep going. Then we’ll have him sit at the bar throughout the series dispensing sage advice to all of his bar mates while they proceed to ignore him thus putting him into a chronic state of disbelief of the ignorance around him. We’re there.

50. Robert Barone (Brad Garrett) – Everybody Loves Raymond 1996-2005

His reactions and overreactions were always perfectly done. The look on his face was priceless when he realized that he is being slighted (once again) for Raymond. He had the, “Oh my God, the secret just came out,” face when his eyes would double in size and he couldn’t figure out a way to get out of the situation. The character was made for him.

49. Jimmy James (Stephen Root) – News Radio 1995-1999

He was the owner of the station in New Radio. He always seemed aloof and disconnected all the while being completely savvy and one step ahead of everyone else. Everything always worked out for Jimmy James. Stephen Root’s delivery is what makes him a character to be remembered.

48. Martin Keamy (Kevin Durand) – Lost 2004-2010

He was only in about a dozen episodes. He played the leader of a mercenary team that ultimately killed Ben Linus’ daughter. There he was good. In the pre-heaven world in the last season he was an organized thug that had captured Jin and then summoned Sayid to the restaurant he was at. His conversations with both men, and the way he carried himself were so incredibly quirky. He was totally channeling his inner Christopher Walken when portraying the character in this season. It was here where he was great.

47. Trudy Wiegel (Kerri Kenny) – Reno 911 2003-2009

She spoke her dimwitted mind. In a sweet way she was vulgar and disgusting. She was probably the least qualified of the group of under qualified people to be a police officer. That was the beauty of Reno 911. Once you learn to take this show with a grain of salt you will begin to appreciate all of the characters. None more so than Trudy Wiegel.

46. Joey Tribbiani (Matt LeBlanc) – Friends 1994-2004

Upon hearing the gunshot, Joey dives across the car. Ross thinks he’s trying to save his life (half of the episode plays out like that). In the end it comes out that Joey was trying to save his meatball sub. Joey was so incredibly dim, but it worked. He coined the phrase, “the meat sweats.” You know, when you eat so much meat you begin to sweat? Exactly. Oh, and I almost forgot, “How you doin?”

45. Bud Bundy (David Faustino) – Married with Children 1987-1997

Married with Children was a staple of my television viewing. It was never missed by my dad and I. My favorite story arc with Bud is when he took on the persona of Grand Master B. He pretended to be a gangster rapper from the streets. He acted tough and picked up girls. His sister Kelly was continuously calling him the wrong name, “Grasshopper B,” “Bed wetter B,” “Dishwasher B,” “Gas passer B.” I loved it.

44. Tommy Solomon (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) – 3rd Rock from the Sun 1996-2001

Just your average show where 4 aliens take the form of humans in an effort to gain all of the intelligence they can about the human race. Tommy was the information officer. Although he was the youngest (in real life) of the Solomon’s his alien counterpart was the oldest. So you have an advanced, intelligent being in the body of a teenager experiencing all of the issues/problems that teenagers face. His character was the most grounded of the 4 but that’s not saying much.

43. Cam Tucker (Eric Stonestreet) – Modern Family 2009-present

The gayest person on TV has the most heterosexual name in real life. Cam’s over the top flamboyance is hysterical. Each character on the show fits just right. The beauty of Stonestreet is that he is not gay in real life. He plays the character that well.

42. Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller) – Seinfeld 1990-1998

“Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner is here. George is dead. Call me back.” Possibly my favorite line of any Seinfeld episode. Frank Costanza is explosive and explosively funny. He appeared in 27 episodes.

41. Hayden Fox (Craig T. Nelson) – Coach 1989-1997

I can always picture the look of anguish, disgust and disappointment on Hayden Fox’s face. It’s the look of “I want to watch the football game, but we have to go to the ballet.” Who knew Craig T. Nelson would have such great comedic timing. It seemed every episode he would do something to throw his relationship with Shelley Fabaras into turmoil and then work to rectify it the remainder of the episode. Johnny Angel he was not. Coach was funny. Craig T. Nelson was a big reason.

40. Homer Simpson (Dan Castellaneta) – The Simpsons 1989-present

An all-time classic. Iconic. My only problem with the Simpsons (through no fault of their own) is that The Family Guy killed them. The Simpsons do not make me laugh any more. Homer Simpson has slowly fallen down this list year by year (but will always hold a place in my heart). The Simpsons are the girlfriend you had 10 years ago. At the time she was attractive, ambitious and witty. Now she is a chain smoking, overweight mother of three. “D’oh!”

39. Chandler Bing (Matthew Perry) – Friends 1994-2004

I like all six of the friends. They’ve all had their moments and have made me laugh countless times. When I began to take inventory about who I enjoyed the most and/or who made me laugh the most, Chandler Bing rose to the top. In early seasons his wit is just a little too cute (or corny), but over the duration of the show he has had some of its best moments. My favorite episode is when Joey and Chandler battle Monica and Rachel for the apartment (questions created by Ross). Chandler was 19 when he first touched a girl’s breast (contrary to Rachel’s guess of 14).

38. Bender (John Di Maggio) – Futurama 1999-present

A cigar smoking, alcohol drinking, gambling, womanizing robot. I love Bender. Although his best buddy is Fry, he still has a general disregard for the human race. Futurama is under watched and Bender is underappreciated.

37. Rebecca Howe (Kirstie Alley) – Cheers 1982-1993

She had the impossible task of making us forget Shelly Long. Somehow, she did it. I enjoy Rebecca Howe much more than Diane Chambers. When they first introduced her character she was very businesslike and driven. That quickly evolved to an insecure, neurotic mess. She had the “hots” for Evan Drake. She dated her “Sweet baby” Robin Colcord and she never gave Sam Malone the time of day.

36. Sally Solomon (Kristen Johnston) – 3rd Rock from the Sun 1996-2001

As part of the four person team of aliens (disguised as humans), Sally was in charge of security. She was the muscle of the group. The funny thing was that she was a six foot blond bombshell. They gave her great lines in outrageous plots. To see Harry, Tommy and Sally concoct various schemes as they discover things on the Earth for the first time was hilarious to watch.

35. Bull Shannon (Richard Moll) – Night Court 1984-1992
Maybe the most loveable character on the list. Bull’s hulking presence and laid back demeanor was a signature of Night Court. “Oooooh-Kay.” Stroke of genius – make Bull dimwitted and a little slow but give him an IQ of 181. Brilliant. If you watched Night Court, you liked Bull.

34. Jefferson D’Arcy (Ted McGinley) – Married with Children 1987-1997

Al Bundy’s official sidekick and trophy husband to neighbor Marcy D’acry. Ted McGinley quickly found a home when he arrived. He had the task of replacing Steve (Marcy’s quick witted first husband). Like Kirstie Alley, he made you forget all about his predecessor. Jefferson was at his best when Al and Marcy were trading barbs with each other. Jefferson would stand behind Marcy and laugh and shake his head in agreeance with Al only to be stopped in his tracks once Marcy turned around. More importantly Jefferson was a founding member of “NO MA’AM.” He appeared in 166 episodes.

33. Beavis & Butthead (Mike Judge) – Beavis & Butthead 1993-1997

You either LOVED them or you HATED them. Either way you knew characters like this wouldn’t have any staying power so you better enjoy them while they’re here. When I watch them now they are about 70% as funny as when they were at their peak. I think my biggest laughs came from the first time I saw the “Cornholio” episode. I remember sitting in a movie theater on a weekday in Cleveland watching “Beavis & Butthead Do America.” I was the only one in the theater. To this day this is the only time it’s ever happened to me. I’m not sure what it means.

32. Walter H. White (Bryan Cranston) – Breaking Bad 2008-present

Tense drama. He’s a high school chemistry teacher. He’s told that he has terminal cancer. He wants to make sure his wife and son are taken care of when he’s gone so the next logical move is to. . . . . . that’s right, start making and distributing crystal meth. Oh, and his brother in law is in law enforcement heading up the task force looking for the crystal meth dealers. Bryan Cranston has to walk the tightrope every single show. He must keep his dark life a secret from his family all the while maintaining a working relationship with his numbskull partner Jesse. This show packs high drama. Interestingly, Bryan Cranston is the only actor to appear twice on this list. He was in the running for a third as the dentist Tim Whatley from Seinfeld.

31. Ben Linus (Michael Emerson) – Lost 2004-2010

I watched my first episode of Lost in the beginning of 2010. I got caught up on the first 5 seasons (rapid fire) before the sixth season started. I was well aware of Michael Emerson’s haunting character of Ben Linus before he was introduced onto the show as I played catch-up. I didn’t know who he was, but his one of a kind look stuck with me when I saw previews for Lost (before I committed to the show). The Ben Linus ride is the most intriguing one of anyone on the list. Bad. Bad. Good. Bad. Going to hell bad. Bad. Signs of good. Bad. Trying to redeem himself. Good. Bad. Good. You get the point. He always left you guessing. You were always captivated by him.

30. Norm Peterson (George Wendt) – Cheers 1982-1993

“Norm!” Was there ever a character in any show that physically moved less than George Wendt? Sit here, drink this fake beer and zing jokes all episode. He loved beer. He was lazy and he knew it. It’s a dog eat dog world out there, and he’s wearing Milk Bone underwear.

29. George Costanza (Jason Alexander) – Seinfeld 1990-1998

“Can’t you see? He’s wearing the glasses to fool Lloyd Braun.” George is a day late and a dollar short. He was derived directly from Larry David’s persona. The only break George ever received was accidentally killing his wife with toxic wedding envelops when he didn’t want to get married in the first place. They were expecting about 200 people. George’s alter ego was Art Vandelay, he was in love with Marissa Tomei and he couldn’t stand the well to do, Lloyd Braun. There are countless characteristics that make George, George. He was a one of a kind character.

28. Harry Solomon (French Stewart) – 3rd Rock from the Sun 1996-2001

French Stewart was the extremely dimwitted alien, Harry Solomon. He had the transmitting device inserted within him so the aliens were able to send and receive message to/from The Big Giant Head. His squinty eyes, his furry coat, his passionate love affair with Vicki Dubcek, his ability to misinterpret almost everything – all classic. Harry’s misguided philosophy on. . . . everything made him unforgettable.

27. Woody Boyd (Woody Harrelson) – Cheers 1982-1993

Before Kirstie Alley had the task of replacing Diane Chambers, Woody Harrelson had to do the same with Coach Ernie Pantusso. Nicholas Colasanto had passed away. They needed to replace him. So they brought in a loveable, young country bumpkin to replace a loveable, old country bumpkin. The comedic timing of Woody Boyd was top notch. He may have generated the most laughs during his time on the show. If you recall it was Woody’s ability to make a Screaming Viking that saved his job. The cucumber was slightly bruised.

26. Lowell Mather (Thomas Haden Church) – Wings 1990-1997

Back to back in the countdown, the two characters are very similar to each other. Like Woody Boyd, Lowell Mather was the slow, dense mechanic on Wings. Lowell’s rationale would make his coworkers scratch their heads, it made me laugh endlessly. I’m not sure how fully appreciated Wings was. It was a very good show. Thomas Haden Church was always funny.

25. Brian Griffin (Seth MacFarlane) – Family Guy 1999-present

The voice of reason amongst an otherwise insane cast of characters. He ogles his best friend’s wife, he’s an alcoholic and his partner in crime is an infant, Stewie. Yes, he’s the “sane” one in the group. He is the yin to both Peter and Stewie’s yang. The Peter and Brian episodes. Great. The Stewie and Brian episodes. Great. He is a tremendously equalizing character. I love when animals have human names. “Brian” the dog. Love it.

24. David Puddy (Patrick Warburton) – Seinfeld 1990-1998

Patrick Warburton was only in 10 episodes. He was the chest painting, 8-ball coat wearing, Arby’s loving, garbage disposal installing, staring off into space, quasi-squinty eyed, on again off again boyfriend of Elaine Benes. He was aloof and dead panned in his responses. He stole scenes. Excluding the core four he was my favorite character on Seinfeld.

23. Elliot Stabler (Christopher Meloni) – Law & Order SVU 1999-present

Alpha male. Always on point. Passionate about his job, sometimes over passionate. I’ve always found myself rooting for Stabler even the times when you know he is crossing the line or doing something wrong. His loyalty and intensity are two of his strongest characteristics. He is one half of the reason why SVU is going strong into its 13th year.


22. Cliff Clavin (John Ratzenberger) – Cheers 1982-1993

Cliff was the resident “know-it-all” at Cheers. Most episodes found him wearing his one size too small postman’s uniform. I admired his friendship with, “Normie,” and I thought Carla’s massive intolerance of him was hilarious. One of my favorite Cliff moments came when he was on Jeopardy. He dominated the whole show. Every category was right in his wheel house (CIVIL SERVANTS, STAMPS FROM AROUND THE WORLD, MOTHERS AND SONS, BEER, BAR TRIVIA, and CELIBACY). Cliff had a commanding lead going into final jeopardy. The category was (MOVIES). The answer (Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz and Lucille LeSueur). Clavin is stumped. This leads to his classic answer of, “Who are three people who've never been in my kitchen?" He arrogantly wagers all of his money and the contestant left with $400 wins. Cliff’s Jeopardy dreams go down in smoke. Great episode. Wonderful character.

21. Elaine Benes (Julia Louis-Dreyfus) – Seinfeld 1990-1998

“It’s alright, it’s alright, it’s alllllriiiight. She moves in mysterious ways.” Her dancing was described as a “full body dry heave.” She was clever, attractive and relatively shallow. I can’t envision another actress filling the role of Elaine. What stands out in my head? When she would hold back her tears, like that time when she couldn’t go to Atlantic City because she had to purchase socks for Mr. Pitt; her relationships with men, specifically David Puddy; her hatred of the English Patient; being mistaken for Suzie. . . . I could go on and on.

20. Charlie Kelly (Charlie Day) – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 2005-present

I have now seen more than enough episodes of Philadelphia to know that I love this show. All 5 characters are outrageously funny. The scenarios, content and language of this show make the FCC sweat every week. I guarantee it. Charlie Kelly rises to the top of this cast. When you first see him in action you think, “Bobcat Goldthwait.” He’s much more developed than Bobcat. Pound for pound this show gives me the most out loud laughs over any other show. I declare that it’s the funniest show you’re not watching.

19. Andy Sipowicz (Dennis Franz) – NYPD Blue 1993-2005

I watch NYPD Blue because of Andy Sipowicz. He was crass. He was unintentionally funny. He was overly devoted to his job. He was “hands on” during his interrogations. He would tell you exactly what he thought regardless of the repercussions. The heartache he suffered was immeasurable. Franz portrayed the character as a somewhat unlikeable, partially bigoted cop; but through it all he WAS likeable. Sipowicz was why you watched NYPD Blue.

18. Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) – Law & Order: SVU 1999-present

Strongest lead actress on television. Period. Olivia Benson is captivating, endearing, intelligent, intense and somehow remains sexy in an unsexy role. Benson is the calming presence to Stabler’s live wire routine. Countless episodes have illustrated Benson gaining the trust of the “bad guy” and getting them to reveal information to help solve the case. I am such a fan of Mariska Hargitay’s character that had my little boy, Charlie, been a girl he would have been named Olivia. I read that Olivia was the third most common name of newborns over the last few years. I believe this character provides a direct correlation to that.

17. Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) – 3rd Rock from the Sun 1996-2001

(As he gazes into a mirror) “Look at me. I’m GORGEOUS!” Dick Solomon was the patriarch of the four “person” alien family that resided in Rutherford, OH. Dick’s reactions (and overreactions) to all events were unforgettable. His love for Mary Albright was unwavering. His knowledge of physics (which he taught at the local college) was super genius. His grasp of the every day doings of humans was rudimentary. He made it all work. Hilarious character. Hilarious premise. Hilarious show.

16. Glenn Quagmire (Seth MacFarlane) – Family Guy 1999-present

“Giggity, giggity.” The most sex driven character on any show, ever. He’s your airline pilot, he’s your drinking buddy, he’s responsible for the chloroform for your Friday night orgy. “Who else but Quagmire?” He’s obsessed with Lois, loves the show Wings and can pack a half dozen Asian hookers into his trunk. “Who else but Quagmire?”

15. Todd Packer (David Koechner) – The Office 2005-present

Todd Packer has only appeared in 8 episodes. I think the creators realize that Packer in very small doses is a classic television character. I don’t know what’s funnier, the fact that he is an over the top, drunken, womanizing sexist; or the fact the Michael Scott puts him on a pedestal and idolizes his behavior and antics. When someone took a steaming dump in the middle of Michael’s office he was at first clueless, then he became very upset because he thought someone had done it out of hatred. Once he found out that it was Packer he thought it was hilarious.
I gotta have more Packer. I need more Packer. I got a fever and the only cure is more Packer.

14. Bill McNeal (Phil Hartman) – News Radio 1995-1999

His murder ended his run on News Radio. His ego was huge as one of the on air personalities at WNYX. His “friendship” and constant toying with Andy Dick’s “Matthew” was classic. Bill thought he was better than everyone else even though his sense of entitlement was misguided. News Radio floundered after his death and was eventually pulled. Phil Hartman was one of the staples of the show.

13. Stewie Griffin (Seth MacFarlane) – Family Guy 1999-present

When I first saw Family Guy back in 1999 I did not like this character. A little baby with a British accent? Hated it. Now I cannot get enough. Stewie has contempt for everyone. Only in later episodes has he developed a special bond with Brian the dog. And by special bond I mean the savage and merciless beating Stewie gives Brian for not paying back owed money on time. The baby genius is in a constant, one-sided war with Lois. I’ll always remember his reaction once he saw that it was Peter trying to breast feed him, not Lois.

12. Dwight Schrute (Rainn Wilson) – The Office 2005-present

“Question.” “Fact.” Let’s face it, Dwight is just as important as Michael Scott in making this show work. Workaholic. Stickler. Assistant (to the) Regional Manager. Beet farmer. Lover of the office prude, Angela. The pranks that Jim has pulled on Dwight have been the lifeblood of the show. Dwight’s blind faith and following of the office numbskull, Michael Scott is nothing short of hilarious. I’m not sure if the Office can last without Michael Scott. I don’t think it could without Dwight Schrute.

11. John Locke (Terry O’Quinn) – Lost 2004-2010

Don’t tell him what he can’t do. John Locke was the most captivating of all the plane crash survivors. He drove the first season as a counterpoint to Jack. He always felt the island was more than just an island. And once he discovered the hatch the series of events that played out over the next five seasons proved him right. Terry O’Quinn is a mesmerizing actor (check out the original Stepfather). You wanted Locke to find his answers and solace. You didn’t know what to make of it when Ben Linus killed him. You were happy to see him again when he resurfaced but didn’t know how to take it when you realized it wasn’t John Locke. It was the Man in Black in the possession of Locke’s body. It didn’t matter. John Locke in any form was fun to watch and also served as a major part of the story arch. (By the way, I loved. . . LOVED the last episode of LOST. To make the “sideways” world a “pre-heaven” type of existence and letting each character come to the realization of where they were and what it all meant was brilliant. The last 15 minutes of the last episode are very touching.)

10. Larry David (Larry David) – Curb Your Enthusiasm 2000-present

Larry David perpetually has his foot in his mouth. He has an outrageous knack for saying and doing the wrong thing at the wrong time. He is the real life George Costanza. Here’s the irony of the character, you find yourself in agreeance with him almost all the time. You realized the situations he’s in are apart of his own doing, but at the core you find him to be right. The smallest infraction will set of a chain of events that lead to exorbitant situations. Larry David cannot get through one day without inadvertently offending someone or someone doing the same to him. The unique style of the show sets it apart from all of the others.

9. Al Swearengen (Ian McShane) – Deadwood 2004-2006

He is a hotel operator, saloon owner and overall lord of the town of Deadwood, South Dakota. He continuously finds himself on the opposite side of the fence of Seth Bullock (the show's hero). Swearengen is mean, crass, dirty, direct and unassumingly funny. Deadwood somehow only lasted three seasons, but Swearengen was the character to watch. His corruption and diabolical plans fed many of the story arcs.

8. Michael Scott (Steve Carell) – The Office 2005-present

The misguided king of The Office. Michael Scott is ignorant and has absolutely no self awareness. He propels every story in The Office. What makes Michael Scott, Michael Scott? His borderline homosexual love for Ryan Howard, the banter and feelings he has for the love of his life (Holly), his misguided views on. . . . . well, everything, his contempt for Dwight, his adoration for Todd Packer and his need to be the center of attention at all possible times. Don’t you dare announce that you are awaiting your skin cancer results on his birthday. He wants to be loved. He needs to be loved. The Office is shot documentary style, so the camera is always in play. Michael Scott’s constant glances into the camera are well timed and funny. No other show (other than Modern Family) utilizes this style so well.

7. Sam Malone (Ted Danson) – Cheers 1982-1993

Everyone loves Sam Malone. I wouldn’t classify him as a womanizer but he definitely loved the babes. The romance and subsequent breakups between he and Dianne were of epic proportions. The new found chemistry he had with Kirstie Alley somehow made us all forget about Diane Chambers. Sam wasn’t a dimwit, but he wasn’t the most intelligent guy either. He would always get swept up in the half baked schemes and shenanigans that were on display at Cheers. His prank battles with Gary’s Old Towne Tavern were some of the better episodes. Heck, they even got Kevin McHale to appear in one of these episodes. The episode where Gary fakes his death and everyone (I mean everyone, even the gang at Cheers) is in on it except Sam is classic. Only at the end of the episode once Sam has finally come to the realization that Gary is dead does he (Gary) come back to life by pulling a switcharo with Woody . If you were a woman you wanted to date Sam Malone, if you were a guy you wanted him as your buddy. I also loved the fact that they made him a recovering alcoholic who owned a bar. Very clever.

6. Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld) – Seinfeld 1990-1998

I could throw you quotes-a-plenty from Jerry Seinfeld. Jerry had a new girlfriend every episode which always presented him with new dilemmas. Isn’t that right, Schmoopie? I loved his contempt for his Uncle Leo and his eternal battle with Newman. The banter between the main four cast members was untouchable. Jerry was the center of it all. He played the straight man to Kramer’s zaniness and George’s neurosis. He was quick with the wit, but do not try to kiss him hello. Iconic, classic character.

5. Andy Bernard (Ed Helms) – The Office 2005-present

The “Nard Dog.” I may like Andy Bernard a little more than others. Ed Helms has hit a homerun with this character. He’s equal parts clueless, helpful, annoying, funny, wingman, and intrusive. He graduated from Cornell, maybe you’ve heard of it. He has a long standing relationship with his college a capella group, Here Comes Treble. He is prone to lose his temper although he has taken classes for that. Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them because they are unfair. I loved the time when Andy didn’t know if he was gay or not (based upon the rumors that were going around the office). “Michael, am I gay?”

4. Al Bundy (Ed O’Neill) – Married With Children 1987-1997

This is the cream of the crop. Al Bundy was an icon. He had the worst luck in the world. That is to say he was cursed. He had a horny wife that he never wanted to have sex with. He had two kids that he didn’t particularly care for. He had a dog that he didn’t feed. He had a job to be laughed at (a shoe salesman). He was constantly hungry as Peg never cooked anything at home, not that there was anything to cook. He had a fond affection for “hooters” (the chest apparatuses, not the restaurant. . . . . well, he probably would’ve liked the restaurant too). He had a neighbor he couldn’t stand (Marcy). He had the unfortunate task of having to deal with “fat” women all day. Who was Al Bundy? Just watch him walk across the threshold of his front door, “Ahhh, home sweet hell.”

3. Dan Fielding (John Larroquette) – Night Court 1984-1992

The character of Dan Fielding was so good that John Larroquette won 4 straight Emmy Awards for Best Supporting Actor. Why didn’t he win more? Because after his fourth win he took his name out of contention. Even he recognized that he was playing the best character on television and wanted to give someone else a chance to win. The character was that good. Dan Fielding was sleazy, self involved, womanizing and a tremendous source of humor for Night Court. As the assistant district attorney he came in contact with the low lifes of society. Not only did they disgust him but they provided a breeding ground for his well timed jokes. Dan Fielding is probably the best supporting cast member in any sitcom ever (with the exception of #1). If not, he’s darn close.

2. Peter Griffin (Seth MacFarlane) – Family Guy 1999-present

He’s a cartoon that doesn’t age. The freedom to do whatever they want with this character is endless. There are way too many specifics to cite as to why Peter Griffin is a character immortal. You only need to watch one episode of Family Guy to see what he’s all about. He redefines over the top, ignorant and clueless. It’s almost impossible to put him into words. “Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. Ding! Fries are done. I gotta run. I gotta run. I gotta run. Would you like an apple piiiie with that? Would you like an apple piiiie with that?” Frickin’ sweet!

1. Cosmo Kramer (Michael Richards) – Seinfeld 1990-1998

The best character on any show, ever. Any description I would give would not do him justice. I’ll let Kramer speak for himself.

“I'm on the corner of first, and first. Wait a minute. How can the same street intersect with itself? I must be at the nexus of the universe!”

“All right, FDR; this wish is for all the marbles. You win, you get your wish: I drop dead. I win: I don't drop dead, and I get one-hundred-percent anti-drop-dead protection - forever.”

“Cage-free, farm fresh eggs.”

“I've been drinking café lattes since the fifth grade and I haven't looked back.”

“I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!”

“You'll be the first modern-day pirate, Jerry!”

“Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.”

“Oh. Jerry wake up to reality. It's a military thing. They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.”

“You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I’d be standing here about to solve the world’s energy problems, I would’ve said you’re crazy… Now let’s push this giant ball of oil out the window.” (MY FAVORITE EPISODE)

“. . . Then, I notice that he's not alone! I'm taking on the entire Van Buren Boys!”

“No Jerry! I need that chicken, I gotta have that chicken, you leave those roasters alone, Kenny never hurt anybody.”

“They don't have a decent piece of fruit at the supermarket. The apples are mealy, the oranges are dry... I don't know what's going on with the papayas!”

“I'm gonna surround myself with wood! Wood Jerry! Wood!”

“She's got the jimmy legs!”